The Importance Of Breakups, As Told By The Soundtrack That Got Me Through It All

The Writer With A Regrettable Septum Piercing Post-Break Up (2017)

I love a good breakup. I consider myself an expert on the matter, having been Bridget Jones level screwed up at many points in my life. I was dumped in a Trader Joe’s parking lot once, after I bought the guy groceries. And then I had to drive him home while we both cried, except he was only crying because I dumped him on the side of the road until I…